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Professor Susan Crawford, of Cardozo Law School and about a million other great places:

So now what we’ve got is no competition and no regulatory oversight. Wireless is not substitutable for the kind of wireline Internet access that Comcast and TWC can provide. These are two separate enormous markets, each controlled by a couple of mammoth players. What’s at stake? Everything about the future of information in America.

She calls the blog post “Smug and Chagrined,” which is how she feels as she watches Comcast and Verizon carve up the market like so much roast beast. Smug for having called it, and presumably chagrined for watching the internet service market cornered by a limp-wristed version of a trust.

I’ll be preordering her book on this whole mess, and probably sob quietly as I read it.

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O’Reilly, better known as that company that sells nerdy books with animals on the cover, has an open letter to one of the sponsors of the PROTECT IP Act:

The idea of a “private right of action that would allow rights holders to enforce directly violations of their intellectual property rights” is abhorrent to U.S. law. What is basic to U.S. law is not IP rights but the oversight of the courts. If someone were to attempt to murder me, a much more serious (if less economic) crime than copyright violation, I would not have the right to pursue remedies outside of the court system. That’s revenge, and while we may glorify revenge in our pop culture, it’s important that it’s illegal.

But that’s precisely what SOPA and PROTECT IP are proposing: remedies to copyright violation that never come under the scrutiny of the legal system. I don’t understand at all why Blumenthal says that he tried to balance “protecting freedoms” against “protecting legitimate commercial, economic and safety considerations.” “Counterfeiters and thieves” may not be allowed to disobey copyright laws, but they certainly do get their day in court.

There are a lot of people who’re a lot smarter than me writing really intelligent things about how stupid SOPA and PROTECT IP are. This is one of them. Please go read the rest.

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The Verge on HBO’s decision not to offer streaming services, and to stick with tried-and-true Cable TV delivery only:

[HBO co-predisent Eric] Kessler explained he thinks cord cutting is more of a temporary phenomenon that will go away when the economy improves, and that partnering with cable and satellite providers allows it to avoid transaction costs.

“That business model we have? It’s totally fine. That internet thing? Oh, it didn’t change the delivery of media that much. Demand falling for old media? Just a temporary hiccup. They’ll come crawling back.”

Seriously, man. People are going to watch your shows online whether you want them to or not. Do you not want to make any money online, or are you just convinced you can somehow stop the digital tide? If it’s the former, more power to you. If it’s the latter, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

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Today in silly headlines, “Millions of printers open to devastating hack attack, researchers say.” Or, “guys who make money by writing about crazy stuff write crazy stuff; say it could totally happen bro.” Via MSNBC:

Could a hacker from half-way around the planet control your printer and give it instructions so frantic that it could eventually catch fire? Or use a hijacked printer as a copy machine for criminals, making it easy to commit identity theft or even take control of entire networks that would otherwise be secure?

It’s not only possible, but likely, say researchers at Columbia University, who claim they’ve discovered a new class of computer security flaws that could impact millions of businesses, consumers, and even government agencies.

On the one hand, that’s stupid. On the other hand, that’s stupid like a fox; no one ever suspects the printer of being malicious, just poorly designed. When your printer breaks down or the print wizard locks your computer, is it really an accident, or is it sending all your secrets to China?

Seriously, though, we all laughed when Calvin Trillin predicted the underwear bomber in 2006. That was a punchline. Then some dude actually tried to stuff a bomb in his pants, and now the TSA takes a photo of my penis every time I fly home to see my grandparents. Some jackass is actually going to try to set fire to his school computer lab with one of these firmware hacks, and then we’ll all have to use stone tablets at the library. Mark my words.

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The usually awesome Lifehacker (seriously, best site ever) has an interesting article up today, titled How to Completely Anonymize Your BitTorrent Traffic with BTGuard:

If you’re using BitTorrent without taking special measures to hide your activity, it’s just a matter of time before your ISP throttles your connection, sends you an ominous letter, or worst case, your ISP gets a subpoena from a lawyer asking for your identity for a file-sharing law suit. Here’s how to set up a simple proxy to keep your torrenting safe and anonymous.

BTGuard is, essentially, a proxy service for your BitTorrent downloads. You pay them $7 per month, and you get to route all your illegal downloads through the service. Lifehacker says now you’re completely safe from all lawsuits forever! You can’t possibly be sued for downloading… err… Linux every week, right after Game Of Thrones airs. Right? How cool is that?

Just sign up for an account with your email address. No sweat, right? You’ve got a fake email address. And the mail provider definitely doesn’t keep logs, right? Of course.

Then just pay with your credit card for the low low price of $7 a month. You’ve got a credit card that doesn’t have your real name or billing address associated with it, right? Of course.

Then, log into the site to conduct your illegal activities. The terms of service of the site say that they don’t keep records! It’s right there in black and white! Right next to the part where they get to revoke your license to use BTGuard anonymously if you break the terms of the license, like for illegal activities. Also, right above the part where they get to change the terms of service without notice to you any time they like (probably right about the time they get sued for copyright infringement). I wonder if those changes will include selling you out?

They’re far from a shadowy company operating on the fringes of society. If you want that, you wanted HavenCo.

These guys are Canadian. They’re on Front Street in Toronto. Right here. Also, their phone number is listed on a site called Ripoff Report: it’s 415-762-3688.

151 Front Street is a huge hosting company. I assume that some IT guy has a few extra servers that aren’t doing anything, and since he has access to free CPU cycles and nearly unlimited bandwidth, he runs a VPN and pockets some extra money on the side. Except he apparently doesn’t always encrypt your traffic. So, aside from the part where he has personal information about you, and can sell you out any time he gets in hot water, and takes literally ten seconds to find on the internet, I don’t see why you wouldn’t give this guy money.

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Fresh after CBS missing the point about women on boards of directors making corporations kinder and gentler, ABC has a report on women making better investors. In my own snarking of the CBS news story, I pointed out the more concrete benefits: avoiding groupthink, defusing the testosterone-laden risk taking that gets banks bankrupted, etc.

ABC reported on new research that women are more in touch with their feelings, which makes them better investors. Like all things sexist, Jezebel is there with the funny:

The belief that women or men are naturally wired to think a certain way is up for debate; a depressing number of people still think that women are “naturally” all sorts of dumb stuff because of the direct telephone line between a woman’s ovaries and her smaller, pinker brain.

But whatever the cause of women’s tendency to take fewer risks and work with rather than against their emotions, Peterson thinks that women would be better off holding more of the purse strings in the future. If only they could be trusted to not spend it all on shoes.

The article is titled “Mysterious Phenomena Called ‘Feelings’ Make Ladies Better At Investing,” which I love almost as much as the article itself.

Now all that’s left to do is to wonder if women are magically more in touch with their feelings, or if the alpha male frat boys that end up on Wall Street are representative of men at large.

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